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Tennis Humor: Jokes and Funny Quotes

Enjoy tennis humor with a variety of jokes and funny quotes.
Top Ten Why Tennis is Tougher than Hoops
Having some fun with a comparison between tennis and basketball.
1998 WTA Quotes of the Year
From CBS Sportsline. Hingis and the Williams sisters take the prizes for funniest.
Arantxa Sanchez Vicario - Quotable Quotes
Fan site collection of quotes by and about Arantxa. Only mildly funny, but a good insight into Arantxa.
Bloopers
Some funny unintended ironies, malapropisms, and mixed metaphors, mostly from tennis commentators.
Martina Hingis - comedian
Fan site collection of Hingis quotes, a lot pretty funny.
Patrick Rafter: Tennis God - Quotable Quotes
Fan site collection. Rafter on his looks, women, happiness, etc.
Sheep's Tennis
An entertainingly goofy Java toy set on a tennis court for a yet-to-be-determined reason.
Tennis Ball
A popular, PG-13-rated joke.
US Open 1998: Quotable Quotes
Moya, Sampras, Rafter and others from CNN/SI. A few mildly funny, but many interesting.
"You Cannot Be Serious"
Several slightly funny puns and the familiar PG-13 "ball" joke.

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